From time to time I try to write programs that will generate language. I do this because I often get interesting results. Those results, however, are not even remotely close to real language. Still, I try. Here is my latest pass.
The program reads a book, in this case, Kev, and then analyzes the content and then spits out its version of the book. I'd go into the details, but it is pretty technical, and technically, my approach is wrong, but, given that I only spent about twenty minutes on this today, it is a good start...
Here is a snippet:
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ved including one I wished cant remember from Uncle Joe flew into song for a part of all you could get my temple and I appeared in a is the who are
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k Ill come back in Connecticut my days later rules .
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ped everything has really got Sorry Turd Fondler Forget I suspected this Clive the Proth B24ME hoping Clive Which one side with a football stadium w
ith the universe Where are you think it said the Lost Hope Hotel Three days Max said the The voice said Clive and then I Kev said ignoring Clive has
believed that God as you take any sense I thought you will prior universe I said Aputi could wish Nope but I did Why did not need Singularity Now
I will take That does roof and saw a of anything else had Were never read all of an is a goofy grin on Uncle Joes Clive panting Ruby I woke what con
stituted material world around The sphere exists again and Clive as you can Aputi I survived his head a couple hundred The alien races this a kiss a
nd put it Well Clive and I know that I die many things out B24ME was I So all home into Call me at the rules after the number given me to manipulate
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Show said Clive Bri the lines of yours said annoyed as writing the voice a .
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So, some interesting stuff is generated, but for the most part it is jibberish. Most of this is based on statistics, but there are some other rules governing the behavior, like giving weight to words in the beginnings of sentences based on how often they actually do begin sentences in the source text. Also, I look at parts of speech and whether or not things are bigrams or are just plain colocated in sentences, although that is not so heavily weighted. The next phase of this is noun verb agreement, keeping track of actors and giving the text consistency. The end goal is a program or set of programs that can write something that makes sense, of course, but that is a long long way off. Translated: 20 minutes will easily turn into weeks or months.